Friday, August 29, 2014

Why you should LOOK OUT!!!

As you know, if you're not a complete fool or a terrorist, the world is a very dangerous place for people. If you understand that the only people are red-blooded, white skinned, male, Christian, middle-to-upper class, 100% hetero (of course), Republicans who walk around with their sphincters clenched. 

Really. There's so many dangers and threats and risks and just bad stuff that there's no way to list all of the risks because if you did you might miss one and then you'd be doomed and wouldn't you look stupid? 

But this blog will attempt to list all of the things you should be afraid of and why. 

1 comment:

  1. What to fear: "The girls said they were scared of the devil, burglars, zombies and sharks."