LOOK OUT!! Betcha can guess what edition

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BBC

Wait, is that a dick?

NO, IT'S A GIANT EBOLA VIRUS AND IT'S GOING TO RAM ITSELF DOWN OUR THROATS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

LOOK OUT!!!

Children!

Children are what happens after a woman callously expels a living human being from her uterus. These awful, selfish creatures tend to be held in high regard even though they don't work. Attempts to pass rational laws that would deprive these little leeches of food, schooling, health care and so on meet with stiff opposition and a person who is mean to children can get in a lot of trouble. Also, terror babies.

Children - Don't trust them.

LOOK OUT!!! - Unions

 

Unions are dangerous because they stop job creators from creating jobs, have been linked to communism and won't let you work for less than minimum wage. LOOK OUT!! We should be afraid of unions.

Why you should LOOK OUT!!!

As you know, if you're not a complete fool or a terrorist, the world is a very dangerous place for people. If you understand that the only people are red-blooded, white skinned, male, Christian, middle-to-upper class, 100% hetero (of course), Republicans who walk around with their sphincters clenched. 

Really. There's so many dangers and threats and risks and just bad stuff that there's no way to list all of the risks because if you did you might miss one and then you'd be doomed and wouldn't you look stupid? 

But this blog will attempt to list all of the things you should be afraid of and why.