Children!
Children are what happens after a woman callously expels a living human being from her uterus. These awful, selfish creatures tend to be held in high regard even though they don't work. Attempts to pass rational laws that would deprive these little leeches of food, schooling, health care and so on meet with stiff opposition and a person who is mean to children can get in a lot of trouble. Also, terror babies.
Children - Don't trust them.
